Farmville is her only friend.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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