Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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