my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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