Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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