Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
