there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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