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(203): View more from Connecticut

dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me

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(847): View more from Illinois

after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?

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(703): View more from Virginia

there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child

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