i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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