Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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