i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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