I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize
