so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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