So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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