i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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