Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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