So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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