that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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