Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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