He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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