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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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