garbage
garbage dick
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you win
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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