I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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