Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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