brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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