You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
