Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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