scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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