My boss' voice literally gives me gas
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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