I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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