Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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