okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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