Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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