Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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