I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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