even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I need moral support for this bender
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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