Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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