youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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