YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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