He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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