I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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