Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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