He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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