soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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