Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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