honey bunches of taint.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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