Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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