dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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