So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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