I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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