found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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