glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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