i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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