if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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