I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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