Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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